Have mercy, please think before you blog.

If you took a look at the top of my blog’s main page you would see a navigation bar which leads you to random blogs. In the past I used to hit the next button to be led to a fascinating blog and used to be one of my favorite past times but it has changed drastically. The number of ad blogs has increased phenomenally and it has been pissing me off. A bigger concern is that there has been a phenomenal increase in the number of bad bloggers. I truly believe in the Freedom of speech but these idiotic bloggers are spewing out terabytes of absolute trash. It is actually unbelievable how one can write a million fucking pages which would actually make a sane person question “If the world is full of so many stupid people, how the hell are these democracies functioning?.” Well I should not be complaining a whole lot because myspace is a just a night mare. So bad that, chronic child molesters are being turned off 13 year old kids’ blogs (There is actually a good piece on this in the onion). My humble request to all those who feel that they need to express themselves or disgorge morbidly boring details about their lifestyles, please refrain from doing so; For the sake of sanity. If you decide write, try and think for may be a minute before you so and I’m sure your blog would be a lot more meaningful.

PS: The good looking blogger syndrome is also quickly evaporating, you know there is only so much one can read through before realizing that the picture is not worth the torture.

Peace

Charles Taylor missing- Megallan blamed - Iceland is officially multi ethnic

Former Liberian dictator Charles Taylor also an alleged war criminal has gone missing from his present residence in South-Eastern Nigeria. The Nigerian authorities were quick to declare innocence on the issue. The authorities suggested that it would be difficult to find him but feel that he might have headed for south side Chicago. Kilaro Anand Paul, Charles Taylor’s spiritual advisor, has blamed Megallan for the disappearance. Mr. Paul said that Charles Taylor went out for a ride and was depending on his GPS to bring him back home. Apparently the GPS system in Mr. Taylor’s car malfunctioned and he could be anywhere. Mr. Paul also went to say that this should be a lesson for all the Christians who prefer to depend on modern equipment than on Jesus. Meanwhile there has been a lot of furor in Liberia about the sudden disappearance of Charles Taylor. When asked about the search operations, the Nigerian government spokesperson stated “Well the world is suspecting us for Mr. Taylor’s disappearance and we have question for them. If you are accusing us, then the burden of proof lies upon you. So you have to tell us where Charles Taylor is and only then can you accuse us”. The spokesperson also went to say that this kind of logic has been used by the White House ("I think the burden is on those people who think he didn't have weapons of mass destruction to tell the world where they are." –White House Press Secretary Ari Fleischer, July 9, 2003) and hence is legal. Meanwhile in an unrelated incident the Government of Iceland has declared that it is now a multi-ethnic country as a black man was spotted at the Reykjavik train station.

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Yulia Tymoshenko unlike Princess Leia will take down Vader

Yulia Tymoshenko the former Prime Minister of Ukraine has been gaining a lot of Political ground lately. Yulia inspired by Princess Leia wants to work towards the betterment of her country. She strongly believes that she has to beat Darth Vader in this eternal battle of good and evil. She claims that she has retained the support of Jar Jar Binks.



The Ukrainian public is optimistic about the impending change in spite of a declining economy and constant Russian interference. Yulia has high hopes for her country and has that she is extremely proud of the country's youth. She claimed that Ukraine boasts of producing the highest number of teenage hackers and migrant prostitutes. She hopes that the nuclear arsenal buried in Ukraine would be enough to blow up "Death Star". When asked what she would say to Darth Vader after vanquishing him, she replied "Who is your Babushka now Biotch?"

MN Senate Majority Leader Dean Johnson accused of Copy right infringement

Mr. Johnson was lambasted by Carl Rowe for copy right infringement. Mr. Rowe has effectively proven that using God and Gays in politics is solely his creation and has patented the concept in Hill Country, Texas. Mr. Rowe has categorically stated that such misuse by other parties will not be tolerated. Mr. Johnson, who had been a part of the Republican Party since 1978 but, moved by the striking charisma of Al Gore and unquestionable ethics of President Clinton, decided to move to the Democratic Party in 2000. Mr. Johnson claims that he has similar ideas when he was in the Republican Party and has carried them to over to his new party and hence it would not be copy right infringement. When asked by reporters Mr. Johnson stated that there is no clear demarcation of what the Republican’s and the Democrat’s can do and that they should have a committee build guidelines to avoid future embarrassments. Carl Rowe on behalf of the American Government and Jesus said that it is an acceptable solution and also stated that “It is imperative we make sure that the consequences of crossing these party lines be severe, so that nobody in the future would dare to”. Ralph Nader would be given a choice to join one of the parties or migrate to Canada. The general public is following this story keenly and hopes that this issue can be resolved quickly so that the Government can start paying attention to its welfare.

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PRESIDENT'S HEARTFELT THANK YOU LETTER TO FIRST NEPHEW PIERCE BUSH FOR HIS MATURE AND ARTICULATE PUBLIC SUPPORT

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