Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Charles Taylor missing- Megallan blamed - Iceland is officially multi ethnic



Former Liberian dictator Charles Taylor also an alleged war criminal has gone missing from his present residence in South-Eastern Nigeria. The Nigerian authorities were quick to declare innocence on the issue. The authorities suggested that it would be difficult to find him but feel that he might have headed for south side Chicago. Kilaro Anand Paul, Charles Taylor’s spiritual advisor, has blamed Megallan for the disappearance. Mr. Paul said that Charles Taylor went out for a ride and was depending on his GPS to bring him back home. Apparently the GPS system in Mr. Taylor’s car malfunctioned and he could be anywhere. Mr. Paul also went to say that this should be a lesson for all the Christians who prefer to depend on modern equipment than on Jesus. Meanwhile there has been a lot of furor in Liberia about the sudden disappearance of Charles Taylor. When asked about the search operations, the Nigerian government spokesperson stated “Well the world is suspecting us for Mr. Taylor’s disappearance and we have question for them. If you are accusing us, then the burden of proof lies upon you. So you have to tell us where Charles Taylor is and only then can you accuse us”. The spokesperson also went to say that this kind of logic has been used by the White House ("I think the burden is on those people who think he didn't have weapons of mass destruction to tell the world where they are." –White House Press Secretary Ari Fleischer, July 9, 2003) and hence is legal. Meanwhile in an unrelated incident the Government of Iceland has declared that it is now a multi-ethnic country as a black man was spotted at the Reykjavik train station.

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