Wednesday, February 16, 2005

Flowers for Valentines Day

Flowers for Valentines Day

There is terror all over the world, global warming is creeping up on us, food supplies are decreasing, there are fewer jobs and American Idol is still running. With bad news all around why do we need another day to remind us that either we are single or worse committed to one person for the rest of our lives. I don't understand the significance of this day, it just another day in the journey of my life, where I keep getting older and older. Those of you who are with somebody else don't forget the time when you were single and happy. We have to give candy to women to make them fatter and roses worth $ 60 dozen. Oh yeah those of you who are single don't forget you are still single and you would probably die alone. You still have a chance to buy candy but pass it on to your right hand since it is the most deserving.

Why did I write this blog, don't know why but I guess I'm a really sarcastic and condescending ass. On the other hand I’m right and you are the ones that are wrong.