Gen. Petraeus shocks world with new comments about Iraq

General David Petraeus, the new U.S. military commander in Iraq, shocked the world when he said that the Iraq would be doomed unless the present civil war is not contained. There was an immediate furor worldwide as people thought that Iraq would be doing well even if the civil war were to continue. Secretary Rice praised the new appointee's ability to understand the situation so well. Vladimir Putin, the Russian king, was so surprised by the news that he called his American counterpart to confirm the message that was conveyed.

General Petraeus also stated that the stakes were very high in Iraq which caught the attention of the American public who were unaware of the fact. Foxnews was the first to congratulate the general on his honesty and truthiness (Thank you Colbert Report). The world watches in anticipation as the experienced General jumps into action and I think we will hear more from him in the near future. So don't be surprised to hear things like the Shia's and Sunni's are fighting in Iraq but be grateful to General Petraeus as he is all about telling us what we don't know.

Peace

De Beers sets things right

De Beers, one of the biggest diamond mining companies in the world, has finally set things right in the diamond world by selling 26% of its share to a black owned company. Hektor Van Mask, a De Beer's spokesperson, said "Well all the small inconveniences caused to the locals would be resolved by this gesture. We hope that you would give your girl friend or wife a diamond this Valentines day. The black people need the money." Mr. Van Mask declined to accept the fact that there was such a concept as rebels using proceeds from mined diamonds to commit atrocities against innocent people. He said "We have never heard about it but we cannot comment if the black company that owns a part of De Beers is responsible for it. So Caucasians and Asians are absolved of causing or supporting any voilence in Africa. Rappers your motherland is Detroit."

Jim Teddy, a resident of New York said "I'm so happy. You have no idea the kind of suffering I went through gifting my Girl Friend a diamond ring last year. It was a very difficult time for me and thanks to De Beers I can buy diamonds at peace. Oh yeah, things are better in Africa with all the rich black people."

Peace

Till death do us part

Anna Nicole Smith provided a lot of material for TV over the past years and I had laughed at jokes that were directed at a her quite a few times. It is funny although I lack any connection with the her I think it is sad that she had died at a young age.
Tragedy is a very funny thing. It brings people together. Well hope she is in a better place.

Peace