Yulia Tymoshenko the former Prime Minister of Ukraine has been gaining a lot of Political ground lately. Yulia inspired by Princess Leia wants to work towards the betterment of her country. She strongly believes that she has to beat Darth Vader in this eternal battle of good and evil. She claims that she has retained the support of Jar Jar Binks.
The Ukrainian public is optimistic about the impending change in spite of a declining economy and constant Russian interference. Yulia has high hopes for her country and has that she is extremely proud of the country's youth. She claimed that Ukraine boasts of producing the highest number of teenage hackers and migrant prostitutes. She hopes that the nuclear arsenal buried in Ukraine would be enough to blow up "Death Star". When asked what she would say to Darth Vader after vanquishing him, she replied "Who is your Babushka now Biotch?"
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