News-Leader.com | Business | Flight attendants union OKs strike
Oh my f**kin god it is a national emergency, what are we going to do. Can you imagine what the flights would be like without flight attendants? How would you find the exit to the plane without the attendant telling you before take off and survive three hours without the pretzels they give you. I think airline companies should eliminate flight attendants and put up soda machines. The octogenarians say that the stewardesses used to be good looking but the stewardess in the last plane almost made me turn gay. I have always felt that the attendants had a certain sense of smugness when they interacted with people. I don't discourage smugness but you have to have the right job for it. A waiter/waitress in air does not fit the profile. Ever since 9/11 the attendants have gained immense authority even to the point that John Ashcroft felt it was bad. Can you imagine a waitress at Denny's deciding who a terrorist and who is not? Anyways I think flight attendants are over paid and the job is over rated, hence they should peace out.
(Sponsored by the waiters union of Blimpie's, NW Detroit. This was in good humor and I have immense respect for the flight attendants)
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