The customs house museum in Clarksville, TN was about to become the center of flag desecration controversy before the museum director removed the fried American flags. Although the official reason was that people don’t appreciate their symbol of nationhood being fried, Billy Brian the town spokesperson said “We were more scared that the flags would be consumed. The situation worsened when the fried flag display was placed next to the ketchup bottle display. We did not want any untoward incident to occur and then start blaming people and hence we took pre-emptive action. Moreover who can resist fried stuff with ketchup?”
When asked if they expect any protests from the locales Mr. Brian said “Well the town fair is going to start in a week so most people are primarily focused on it. You know it has the biggest merry-go-round in district. Moreover who cares about freedom of speech or disparaging our national flag, monster truck season is also right around the corner. This season is going to be the best and you better believe it because the poster says so.”
This is C&C signing out from Clarksville, TN (Population 280, welcome board says “Screw civil liberties and your cousins as long as they older than 12”)
Peace
Monday, November 20, 2006
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It is amazing how flags that represent the pride of Americans seem to always find their way to the political forefront. Clarksville has had their plight of issues.
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