Saturday, February 10, 2007

De Beers sets things right




De Beers, one of the biggest diamond mining companies in the world, has finally set things right in the diamond world by selling 26% of its share to a black owned company. Hektor Van Mask, a De Beer's spokesperson, said "Well all the small inconveniences caused to the locals would be resolved by this gesture. We hope that you would give your girl friend or wife a diamond this Valentines day. The black people need the money." Mr. Van Mask declined to accept the fact that there was such a concept as rebels using proceeds from mined diamonds to commit atrocities against innocent people. He said "We have never heard about it but we cannot comment if the black company that owns a part of De Beers is responsible for it. So Caucasians and Asians are absolved of causing or supporting any voilence in Africa. Rappers your motherland is Detroit."

Jim Teddy, a resident of New York said "I'm so happy. You have no idea the kind of suffering I went through gifting my Girl Friend a diamond ring last year. It was a very difficult time for me and thanks to De Beers I can buy diamonds at peace. Oh yeah, things are better in Africa with all the rich black people."

Peace

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