Saturday, February 17, 2007

Britney's hair on sale

Britney Spears recently checked into a rehab center and checked out a day later. There are a number of rumors as to why she checked into rehab but the most obvious answer is that she was addicted to "Being herself". Although the pop star tries hard to shake off the trailer trash image she apparently always seems to take a step in the wrong direction. The new Britney has shaved her head; well she probably had a $1000 per hour hair dresser do it for her.


Ron Burgundy, a native of little town Indiana, is the highest bidder for the hair (does not include body hair0 that is being auctioned by Federline enterprises. A lesser know fact is that Kevin Federline was granted half of Britney's hair as a part of their divorce settlement. Mr. Burgundy is ecstatic about the bid but is quite vary of the competition. When asked if this hair is for his girl friend he said "Are you crazy, youalls knows how great it would be to make a wig out of her hair? I love mullets and theys are in fashion. I love Billy Ray Cyrus, god bless em".

Meanwhile Ms. Spears was pleasantly surprised that she has fan following in the trailer trash community and said she will make a lot more effort to cater to their needs.

Peace

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