Wednesday, June 07, 2006

YITO of St.Vincent and the Grenadines hopes to at least beat Canada




Inspired by the recent surge in the recruitment of young men into Islamic terrorism, the Young Islamic Terrorist Organization (YITO) of St.Vincent and the Grenadines has launched an ambitious program to achieve higher visibility. Farooq Al-Dhimmi, the self proclaimed leader of YITO has expressed concern over Israeli – Palestinian conflict and said “We have to help our Moslem brothers in Palestine, so we are trying to raise an army here”. Mr. Al-Dhimmi was quite enthusiastic about creating a stir in the Islamic terrorist world and is hoping that St.Vincent and the Grenadines would be ranked among the top 50. He also was unhappy about the state of Islamic youth in his town who he claims are wayward. Mr. Al-Dhimmi said “Now-a-days these kids want to read, reason, drink and date. Allah is not going to forgive them and we are particularly concerned that devil- worshipping countries like Canada have been overtaking us in the terrorist activity list. I know we are small country but we can do much better.”
Farooq Al-Dhimmi went on to state that he is planning to institute a 9-step plan, which will assist the kids understand the significance of Islam and how all the non – believers will burn in hell for eternity. When asked about the intolerance of radical Islam towards other religions Mr. Al-Dhimmi said, “Islam is all about tolerance and equality. We love everybody and everyone is equal in the eyes of Allah, unless you are Jew….Hindu, Buddhist, Christian and a few other clauses”.

Peace

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