Saturday, March 11, 2006

Water on a Saturn Moon - Can we live there?


There has been a lot of excitement in the scientific community about the possibility of existence of water on Enceladus. The existence of water is considered a pre-condition for the survival of organic life forms and the recent discovery can have far reaching consequences including the possibility of Humans populating this enchanting place. This is a transcript of my conversations with Bill O’Reilly the self proclaimed protector of the free world.

Me: Good morning Bill
Bill O’Reilly (BORE): What is good about this morning, the ACLU and New York times are still in business when I woke up.
Me: What is your opinion about the discovery of water on Enceladus?
BORE: Jesus put it there.
Me: From a scientific perspective?
BORE: Jesus put it there and you are starting to talk like a traitor.
Me: Do you think we have a possibility that we could inhabit this planet?
BORE: Sure I think it is definitely possible.
Me: How would you deals with the issues associated with such a venture for example: What if it were to be inhabited already?
BORE: Well we will send the British in first and they will take care of the savages. They have a lot of experience with that.
Me: Would you not want to co-exist with the locals?
BORE: Well we will civilize a few savages and the rest will be taken care of. We can also use Spain for this purpose.
Me: They say it very cold out there negative 188 Celsius.
BORE: Are you a terrorist?
Me: Sorry I meant to say –ve 307 Fahrenheit.
BORE: Soccer Moms and SUV’s will take care of it. Go Ford!!
Me: Who do you think has a stake on the Enceladean land?
BORE: The whole world
Me: The whole world??
BORE: I think your geography is a bit weak. The US of A, England, Ireland, Germany and Iraq – The whole world.
Me: Iraq??
BORE: Who are we going to fight there, the Irish?
Me: You know the Italians partly funded Cassini
BORE: No they have not, I think you are mistaken.
Me: I read this on the NASA web page, CNN, BBC and Google news.
BORE: You were mis-informed Fox News does not mention anything about this.
Me: But that does not justify your position that the Italians were not involved.
BORE: you are wrong and you are also a gay supporter, Jesus hater and don’t like freedom.
Me: That is n…
BORE (Interrupting me): Nope you are still wrong. Oh yeah buy my cups and T-shirts and baseball hats. Bye.

Well that was it. Stay tuned for my next interview with Michael Moore (The lord of fat complainers)
Peace

Friday, March 10, 2006

These allegations are preposterous , Yale is always right


It was an amazing coincidence that my colleague’s husband is actually trekking in Machu Picchu and I come across this news piece. I understand that Yale is trying to preserve the Incan history but it is unfair for the Peabody museum to retain these artifacts. The artifacts of the great Incan civilization belong to the locals and it is time for Yale to give back what they have takes. I guess human law is quite fallible and sometimes unnecessarily complicated. The issue here is that Peru owns this stuff; Yale took it and needs to return it back to them. Well but again the elitist Yale community always has a sophisticated explanation for their inappropriate actions; not with me though. Screw you dicks, we don’t like you. Your most popular products are politicians and we don’t like them either, give ALL the artifacts back to Peru.
Peace

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Screw the Super Models, I would do a lot more for world peace


This is an inspiring story of a young man who is willing to do everything within (Maybe a little beyond) his means to promote world peace. Samaram (Name has been changed to protect the Person but if you persist I can give out his details) is an enterprising young man with a graduate degree and a successful business. In a recent conversation Samaram expressed his frustration over the level of commitment of super models/Actresses towards world peace. Here are some excerpts of our various conversations:

Me: "So what makes you think that you could better than any of the others"

Samaram: "They lack commitment and that is where I come in. Now for example if Osama comes out says that he will put an end to Jihad but Angelina Jolie has to sleep with me. Would she comply? I don't think so"

Me: "Are you suggesting that you are willing to be sexually exploited for the sake of this noble cause?"

Samaram: "Definitely, Wouldn't give it a second thought"

Me: "Aren't you partly dis-inclined given that you are not gay?"

Samaram: "No as a matter of fact, he can get experimental with me. Beat that you bitches"

Me: "What about women leaders?"

Samaram: "Even better, I'm sure Bono would not do that. Side note, I have a mean tongue and people call me Anaconda for a reason"

Me: "Leaders you would prefer to sleep with to promote world peace???"

Samaram: "Kim Jong - Small packet but I'm sure he is dynamite. Khaleda Zia amongst females."

Me: "Most politicians have a tendency to lie. Are you sure that they would not take advantage of your raw beauty but not come through later on?"

Samaram: "I knew that this question would arise. I have a strategy - Once I give these leaders a taste of my flower (Preferably Lilies) like skin and forbidden honey pot, I will stop calling them. You know dear that I'm like a drug once you taste me you can never let go, so these leaders will get a taste of the power of hunger like the citizens of their countries."

Me: "So they will listen to you and in turn push for world peace."

Samaram: "Absolutely"

Me: "Advise for youngsters?"

Samaram: "Do whatever it takes. I have done them. Never abuse animals. Not a good idea. Screw you Saddam, I tried but man goats are not really my .... Sorry I'm blabbering"

Me: "Finally do you think leaders would succumb to your advances?"

Samaram: "Here is a picture. Do you think any human can resist me?"

Well thank you Samaram for making the world a better place.

Peace

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

The guy who cleans the bathrooms at your office


Like most other offices we have Mexicans who clean the building, bathrooms and cut the grass. The other day on my way to the cafe I overheard a lady stating that these Mexicans keep stealing American jobs. Well this is what I wanted to say to her
"Bitch you have no clue what you are talking about. In the first place they are not stealing American jobs but they are doing those jobs, which most Americans would not. You also should remember that we stole California from them. The Aztec community was prosperous and scientifically advanced until the Spaniards decided to civilize the savages. Well within a matter of half-a-century the whole race was just about erased from the face of earth. Finally it is just not right to talk about anybody the way you have. It is very important to remember that we were born as humans and then we be became citizens of our respective countries. Well I hope the birds shit on your new Prada shoes."
I'm sorry my Mexican brother excuse her ignorance and thank you helping us live better.
Click on the link for more information about the Aztecs.

Peace

Friday, March 03, 2006

Blair taking a page from George's book


Tony Blair recently stated that he prayed to god for direction about whether to send troops to Iraq or not. I think this concept is very similar to that of Bush but I don't it will be as effective as it was GB for the following reason
1. The British public is a lot more mature in dealing with religion since it has been doing this a lot long longer than the American society.
2. GB's has had planned this very carefully ever since he decided to start contesting for Texas' governorship. Tony Blair has claimed to be religious but has not exhibited such strong religious inclinations.
Finally Bush has Carl Rove who was able to create a divide amongst Christians. I think a lot of people of people underestimate the capabilities of this man and he uses it as an effective weapon to pounce on the un-suspecting. How-ever shady Carl Rove might be I can't help but have a slight bit of adoration for this political genius.
Anyways Mr. Blair you cannot work the three G's in UK, you are better off doing good to the public.
Peace.

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Would Google give in


Google caved under pressure from the Chinese, would it happen here too???
Hope not.

Peace

Sunday, February 26, 2006

The power of make up

The power of make up

The power of make up

The power of make up

The power of make up

The power of make up

The power of make up

The power of make up

The power of make up


Unfortunately make up is useless in some cases.

Me lookey

I have been going through the Telugu matrimonial section lately at the behest of my parents. I have hardly paid attention to this new net-matrimonial phenomenon in the past but it has been a very interesting experience. The number of posts online surprised me and even more surprising was the fact that most of them had pictures attached. The description columns (of the girl’s personality and the kind of guy she wants) were the best part of browsing through the post (Although I liked the pictures, maybe because I’m more of a picture guy- DUH! Me can’t read).
Some of the descriptions were so brilliantly simple that I instantly fell in love with them. Most likely than not these girls had excellent and sensible idea of what their guy should be. Well some of them were quite submissive (I know the bra-burners are up in arms) and hey show me a person who does not want to be served and I’ll say I’m sorry.
There were a number of posts that were outrageous too and here goes.
A girl says “I’m very liberal and open minded. Seeking a like minded person who gives me respect and loves me. I’m very fair/ beautiful.”
My take: First and foremost the guy will not marry you unless he loves (At least likes) you. Hence you don’t have to reiterate the fact, secondly since you claim that you are liberal what makes you think that fair is beautiful? I just don’t see the connection between the two.
Girl or Girl’s parents seeking a boy who “Must reside in U.S.A. AP.hd in Engineering or any other field or M,S. from best college from U.S.& working in a leading organization Or a doctor who is doing residency or complets & works in a best hospital. ”
I hate to do this but “reality check” sistah, you ain’t Beyonce. This is the only thing that was given in the description, so the girl does not care if the guy were to be dick head or a Ted Kaczynski (He had a degree from Harvard). What is with these people.
There were a number of other restrictions like the guy has to be between 5’9” and 5’11”, living in Hyderabad, working for a Major MNC making at least 6 Lakhs p.a. etc..
I started calculating the probabilities and gave up in between but it must be pretty low, anyways the whole point of this write up is………… well there is no point to it, I thought it was funny. There are number of people who think otherwise but fortunately for me, I need not stick to an arranged marriage not do I have worry that never being able to find a girl (I have all my bases covered)

Peace

Friday, February 24, 2006

Dr. Brilliant - A man who defines his name


In a world driven by financial success and physical beauty, Dr Larry Brilliant stands out as the one of the few that has defied the norms. Dr. Brilliant is the director of google.org, the charity wing of Google Inc. It is sad that I did not notice him till he started working with Google. Dr. Brilliant has had a fascinating life through the 60's to date, working to eradicate small pox, discovering religion and oh yeah leading a multi million dollar software company.
Clicking on the title link will take you to an article about him. Please take the time to read about him because it is the least bit we as citizens of planet earth can do. Moreover he is a pretty cool dude too - hung out with the Beatles, chilled with Dalai Lama, walked into the UN with hippy hair etc..

Peace

Why Atlas Shrugged is good "fiction only"

For the past month or two, I have been arguing that Rand's derivation of oughts, if consistently applied, leads to conclusions that few Objectivists would accept, and that Objectivists should therefore reexamine its logic with a more critical eye. That discussion seems to have died down at this point. The purpose of this post is to attack Rand's argument from the other end--by going back to the beginning and seeing what is wrong with it. My source is the version of the argument provided in Galt's speech.
1. Existence as the value sought by living things:
"There is only one fundamental alternative in the universe: existence or non-existence--and it pertains to a single class of entities: to living organisms. ... But a plant has no choice of action; ... : it acts automatically to further its life, it cannot act for its own destruction.
An animal ... . But so long as it lives, ... it is unable to ignore its own good, unable to decide to choose the evil and act as its own destroyer."
The claim here, quite clearly, is that living things other than human beings automatically act for their own survival. That claim is false. A male mantis, for example, mates, even though the final step of the process consists of being eaten by the female. Female mammals get pregnant, even though (especially in species where the male does not help support female and offspring) doing so substantially reduces their chances of survival. If one is going to ascribe values to non-human living things, the purpose of those values, on both empirical and theoretical grounds, is not survival but reproductive success.
Of course, survival is usually a means to reproductive success, so most living things most of the time are trying to survive. But a living being that put survival above everything else would not reproduce, so its descendants wouldn't be around for Rand to use as evidence in deriving oughts.
Some philosophies, I suppose, could dismiss all of this as irrelevant to metaphysical argument. But Objectivism claims to base its conclusions on the facts of reality--and the "fact" with which Rand starts her argument is false.

2. Life or death as the fundamental value choice:
"Since life requires a specific course of action, any other course will destroy it. A being who does not hold his own life as the motive and goal of his actions, is acting on the motive and standard of death."
Consider someone following a value other than Rand's--a utilitarian, say, or a nationalist. His life is not the motive and goal of his actions, but it is usually a means to the achievement of his goal. If he isn't alive, he can't have utility himself, nor can he act to increase the utility of others--and similarly if his goal is the triumph of his nation. So such people usually take the actions required by their own survival. But their life is not their goal, as becomes apparent when they have an opportunity to achieve their goal at the cost of their life--assassinate Hitler, say, with the knowledge that they will die in the process.
The first sentence quoted above is false. It is not true that there is a specific course of action required for life and any other course will destroy it. There are a great many different courses of action, which preserve life with varying degrees of success. Rand's statement, taken literally, is contradicted by the facts of reality. If such people were acting on the motive and standard of death they would commit suicide at the first convenient opportunity, and there would be nobody but Objectivists left. That hasn't happened.
A more charitable interpretation is that Rand means that if you do not take your life as your goal, you are choosing a little death--a slightly higher probability of death, a somewhat shorter life expectancy. That is a true statement, but the equivalent is equally true for any value one might propose. The utilitarian could argue that a non-utilitarian, by not acting in the way that maximizes human happiness, is choosing a little misery. A utilitarian Galt could go on to assert that "A being who does not hold the happiness of all men as the motive and goal of his actions, is acting on the motive and standard of human misery." His argument would be as good--which is to say as bad--as Rand's.

3. The shift from life to life as man qua man:
"Man's life is the standard of morality, but your life is its purpose. If existence on earth is your goal, you must choose your actions and values by the standard of that which is proper to man--for the purpose of preserving, fulfilling and enjoying the irreplaceable value which is your life."
(this passage actually precedes the one I quoted just above, but is relevant to the next point I want to make)

This seems fairly clear. My life is the purpose of my morality, and the reason that I must choose a certain sort of morality is that that sort of morality is the best way of preserving, fulfilling and enjoying my life. The only puzzle is where "fulfilling and enjoying" come from, given that the previous step hinged on the choice of existence or non-existence. By the logic so far, "fulfilling and enjoying" belong in the argument only as means to the goal of preserving.
This is the point where the argument I introduced a month or so back takes off from. "Your life" means what it says, so if I can show that your physical survival is enhanced by an act then, according to the argument up to this point, you should do it. A means cannot trump the end it is a means to.
"No, you do not have to live as a man ... . But you cannot live as anything else--and the alternative is ... the state of a thing unfit for existence, no longer human and less than animal, a thing that knows nothing but pain and drags itself through its span of years in the agony of unthinking self-destruction."
At this point, Rand is using passionate oratory to obscure a shift in the argument. She is claiming that someone who lives a full lifespan "in the agony of unthinking self-destruction" isn't really acting for his life. But the fact that he lives a full span of life is evidence that he is not in fact destroying himself. Somehow, something extra has been slipped into the argument, to convert "life" into "the kind of life Rand thinks you should live," where the latter is not deducible from the former.

4. The shift from surviving by reason to Objectivist ethics:
"Honesty is the recognition of the fact that the unreal is unreal and can have no value, that neither love nor fame nor cash is a value if obtained by fraud--that an attempt to gain a value by deceiving the mind of others is an act of raising your victims to a position higher than reality, where you become a pawn of their blindness, a slave of their non-thinking and their evasions, while their intelligence, their rationality, become the enemies you have to dread and flee ... ."
According to Rand, values are things you act to get and keep; in that sense cash obtained by fraud is obviously a value for some people. If we interpret "value" in this passage as meaning "value for your life," hence "value of the sort Rand is arguing you should seek," it is still puzzling. Money obtained by fraud will pay for just as much food or medical service as money obtained honestly.
The rest of the quoted passage is a highly colored exposition of a true point--that if you defraud people, you have to worry about being detected. The problem is that Rand is drawing an absolute conclusion that her argument does not justify. Different opportunities to defraud people have different risks of detection, and victims vary in their ability to retaliate against fraud if they detect it. So the implication of the argument is not that one should always be honest, but that one should be prudent in one's dishonesty--which is not, of course, the result Rand wants.
"To interpose the threat of physical destruction between a man and his perception of reality, is to negate and paralyze his means of survival; to force him to act against his own judgement, is like forcing him to act against his own sight. Whoever, to whatever purpose or extent, initiates the use of force, is a killer acting on the premise of death ... .
To force a man to drop his own mind and to accept your will as a substitute, with a gun ... is to attempt to exist in defiance of reality."
Using force against someone reduces his ability to use his reason to preserve his life. Reality implies that the victim is less likely to have a long and healthy life. But the coercer is not trying to defy that reality--his objective is not his victim's life but his own.
I have pointed out what appear to me to be gaping holes in the chain of reasoning by which Rand starts with the facts of reality and ends with a specific set of ethical prescriptions banning force or fraud. I await responses from those who believe that Rand's argument is correct. I am not, for the moment, interested in the broader question of whether there is some other way of accomplishing what she claims to accomplish--deriving oughts from the nature of reality.

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Vodun In Benin



These days Africa is pre-dominantly Christian and Moslem. Apparently these religions did not spread to this region because of migrants but were forcefully pushed upon them. The missionaries have to be careful when they talk about introducing religion to this part of the world, since Africa has had religion even before the rest of the world had any sort of civilization. I want to highlight the persistence of one nation that was determined to keep its unique culture in spite of tremendous external pressures: Benin.
A majority of the Benian population follows the Vodun religion. This is a form of paganism but has a monotheistic approach. They believe in one god, who created the universe but the same time worship all natural elements.
You can get more information about Vodun (Their primary god is Mawu) on this site http://www.afrikaworld.net/afrel/zinzindohoue.htm

Tuesday, February 14, 2006


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